the vitriol and D4edalus boy/girl love thread

[D4edalus]

how can someone with a name so toxic be so sweet?


come at me bro hooker.

[Vitriol]

how can someone with a name so toxic be so sweet?


come at me bro hooker.

you could ask the same of your heroin

[D4edalus]

heroin is neither toxic nor sweet. it's nothing and it's bliss. it's a crutch, if a crutch could permanently cripple you.

Not that I do heroin.

[Vitriol]

well you could do heroin if you did porn. you'd have enough money to last a few years before burning out and turning into a drug-addled train wreck. but i loooove watching train wrecks, especially when it comes to porn stars.

[D4edalus]

It wouldn't take long for me to turn into a train wreck, especially if I had the money from doing porn. Well, to be specific, it would simply turn into an overdose, extremely easily and quickly. I'm all for pushing myself to new limits.

Now, how often do you have to get your lips injected with collagen?

[Vitriol]

collagen? honey, please! i use only the best synthetic fillers.



don't i look fabulous? notice the subtle contours...that is not achievable using just collagen.
now, make sure to broadcast your overdose live on webcam so that i can jerk off to it. and make sure that you are naked with something large up your ass - i hear that it enhances the high

[Vitriol]

i'm getting all worked up just thinking about it





well? don't keep me waiting

[D4edalus]

Well, you're going to have to wait a while. It's not even 2013 yet, and I've got loose ends to tie up before I quit.

[Skotlex]

But... you only got a week left before the end of the world!!!111!1 u_u

Life is so short.

[Loki]

So make the most out of it.

[Sponsored content]